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The Every Thursday Night Barbecue At Dick Flaharty's
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3 July 2008: Ah fer good grief sakes the lawyers showed up again. Lawyers. We put up with them. They actually believe the rhetorical illusions they were taught in law schools. They asked fewer questions of the glaring contradictions taught by law schools, than Saddam's Republican Guard asked of their superiors, or DemocanRepublicrat voters ask of the DemocanRepublicrat Regime. Like, zero.
We let them say what lawyers say. If their lower 48 colleagues knew that lawyers showed up at BarbecueNight.com, they would be disbarred. They are revealing all the institutional illusions of lawyers. What these local lawyers cannot understand, even if they read these words, because they are fellow end-of-the-roaders, is that they are among end-of-the-roaders, therefore people who think. At the end of the road, you are thinking, or you soon go back, or you disappear. The ones who disappear learn what is beyond the end of the road. (John Waterman, Write another letter to the Alaskan Alpine Club. We enjoyed your previous letter.)
There is a reason lawyers normally party only among themselves and people of their ilk who ask no questions of contradictions. If you are among thinking people, everything a lawyer says is identified as a lie, the attempt to fool people into believing that the inferior laws (cash to lawyers), prevail above the superior laws (protection of individual rights).
So the local lawyers who incessantly tell us like it is, to flatter their great power over we mere peasants, are telling us all the processes of criminal fraud used by lawyers, court judges and cops unlawfully applying the inferior laws above the superior laws. They could read these words, and not figure it out. They will be telling us like it is the next time they show up.
It is okay. We tell them like it is. Near as I can figure we are 100 percent correct, and they are 100 percent in error. Would you not agree? They are lawyers.
At BarbecueNight.com we can even put up with National Park Service rangers. It is an eclectic group.
PHOTOS LATER
Well, the party really started across the street at Brian's, then back to Dick's, then over to Brian's again, then back to Dick's, then a little of each, then the late Brian crowd came back to Dick's.
According to the stenographer's preliminary notes, we analyzed conspiracies as pure conspiracies, regardless of the initial contradiction. We went through 9/11, JFK, the Boxer Rebellion and some conspiracies somewhere in the galaxy. Wait, we are somewhere in the galaxy. Therefore scientific verification of the concept. Most of the conspiracies are accurately stated. They just flatter the humans, perceiving that humans can orchestrate the conspiracies as described. In fact all the conspirators are independently striving for more personal power, and power is serving itself above the humans. Power is the middle man dictating the game. The ignorant humans think humans are dictating the game. Amusing lot.
Be careful riding bicycles. You can break your coxis. Painful.
Do not believe adults. Look at the world. Adults caused what you complain about. Do not believe adults.
The plan to most effectively assist and derive a modest income from the post mass package tourism programs was advanced. It is designed to direct the previous tour clients to the real Alaska experience after the tourists got the initial overview package. If you are a second trip tourist to Alaska, and your options list mentions BarbecueNight.com for what is actually happening in Fairbanks on Thursday night, the plan was initiated. Very good wine is recommended.
The support for Alaska independent, among the US military personnel stationed in Alaska, is now about 82 percent. The feds can do nothing. Go ahead George, start another war. Your generals will tell you that the troops support you. That is why your appointees selected those amusingly idiot generals.
The entire Nome chapter of the prestigious Alaskan Alpine Club arrived. The climbing wall was climbed. A formal report on the Nome winter climbing season was presented. Nasty weather this winter, primarily on the weekends that the Nome chapter of the prestigious Alaskan Alpine Club was able to get away from the house.
The Unitarians again represented their position well in regard to the Christians and a gaggle of other churches.
Clem Rawert stories were told. They are interesting stories. Clem does interesting things.
Eleanor and the guy with her represented Northeast Tennessee admirably. There are certain connections between the common folks of Alaska and the common folks of Tennessee, in addition to the local distillates.
A copy of the Law Officer's Pocket Manual was presented, with a related dissertation. Well, it is an eclectic group. All branches of the government are represented. At the end of the road, the cops are end-of-the-roaders. In the future, the common people will recognize the result of the government's so called public schools NOT, read that again, NOT teaching the basics of law presented in the Law Officer's Pocket Manual, knowledge reserved for only law officers and insiders who therefore use the law as a proverbial single edged sword to maliciously threaten and attack the citizens whom the government schools are intentionally keeping ignorant of their rights described in law. The government can do nothing to prevent the ultimately inescapable public recognition. All power-based empires collapse unpleasantly. The cops, lawyers and judges might currently lavish in the material wealth and ego gratification they derive from fooling and threatening the people out of their rights, but eventually the people recognize that they and their families were made fools of by cops, lawyers and judges. Not a time to be a cop, lawyer or judge. The recognition time is usually unpredictable and sudden. Just a normal matter of ongoing history, easily verified.
The party next door, not across the street, showed up. The direction of certain discussions suddenly zinged off on unknown vectors to unrecognized dimensions. They too will be commonly known in the future. It was 400 years, count them, 1, 2, 3, 4, and so forth, between the time Leonardo di Vinci drew the plans for human flight, and the time the Wright Brothers used them to effect human flight. 400 years. We fly now. A little late, but we fly now. The knowledge of the process to immediately end all wars, defeating all opposition, has always been known. It is available today. The knowledge is most feared by the peace organization leaders. The knowledge would end the excuse for their organizational power. Might be another 400 years before anyone effects peace. Currently no incentive. The human comedy has the thinkers with the knowledge laughing too much.
A sudden recognition of a wine drought on the deck table sent a lawyer off to the wine cellar. The lawyers only know process, not the law. They were taught process, not law. The law is irrelevant to them, since every human action is not lawful under any of many inferior laws, the only laws considered by lawyers. The merits or even the issue of any case are immaterial the moment lawyers start working on the case. Guilt or innocence is determined as an aside, at whim of a judge, before the case is started. Process is the only thing the lawyers are effecting. You can listen to lawyers, and write these words. Lawyers can read these words, and understand none of them, since to them process is law, much to the amusement of the observers.
The Rituals Committee noted that the Muslims bow to the East, and the Americans shoot guns toward the nearest federal building, as general social patterns. Just human nature I guess.
The call for adjournment was entertained, the grill turned off, and the array of wine bottle corks thrown into the cork pile.
26 Jun: Another classic and the camera guy has yet to figure out how to transfer the pics from his new camera. A dissertation on aurora cycles brought forward the question of why pulsating auroras have been comparatively rare in the last couple decades, with no answer. More funding is required for more studies, of course. Astronomical cycles and species/ecosystem cycles, illuminating the necessity of extensive extinction processes, were followed by the flaw of IQ measurement of knowledge and other human interaction inefficiencies. That with the male/female brain difference illuminated the marginal abilities of the humans, with breeding being their only sustainably successful project so far. Just as extremely valuable knowledge was about to be synthesized, the steaks off the grill came forward and the better bottle of wine was uncorked.
It was very good wine indeed, and a dissertation on wine flowed forth.
Don informed us of his art show at the next First Friday. The beautiful woman who recently returned from New York City, wearing art-quality garments from Macy's, described the NYC scene, not unlike the BarbecueNight scene. The party next door drifted over to BarbecueNight, and tattoo art was discussed extensively, along with a comparative analysis of Unitarianism, Buddhism, Christians and concepts extending into Astronomy Picture of the Day online.
Climbing on the deck climbing wall was limited to the lower pitch because of two bird nests at the top under the eve. And that is the full report.
19 Jun: The web slave got a new camera. He has not figured out how to use it. The Syracuse New York guy from New Zealand, and his way cool grad student, were analyzing the Black Rapids Glacier research data preparation process prior to proceeding to the glacier the following day. The Fairbanks real artist in town after a several day live-on-board canoe trip across the Louisiana backwaters, among alligators, presented a computer show of his cool sculptures in Louisiana to where he will return in a couple weeks unless we get him fired from his Louisiana job. Might be difficult. He is an artist. Easy to get a government chap fired with an inherently intercepted phone call denying an al Queada connection, but artists never have jobs worth keeping anyway. Moose and caribou stakes on the grill. Better than average wine.
12 Jun: The web slave returned from his southern adventure. His camera is on the fritz. The topics of the evening were vastly beyond his ability to remember. Something about a compassionate overthrow of the government, to save it the embarrassment of collapsing completely on its own with nobody to blame. Moose, caribou and salmon on the grill.
17 April: Fine wine, wild adventure stories and a computer slide show of exotic lands somewhere in the world.
10 April: Who but Karl the Brit walking around the world still caught in the maze of the Russian visa paperwork adventure after surviving the Bering Strait walk-across, Russian jail, a stretch of frozen Siberian wasteland winter tundra, re-provisioning in Fairbanks as usual: Encounters the Russian Bering Strait proposed bio-fuel drive-across advance recon team reconning the interior Alaska route that naturally goes right through BarbecueNight.com, as usual.
That is them evaluating some bio fuel commonly used at BarbecueNight.com.
We therefore were honored with the Russian recon team giving us a dissertation on all things related. We offered the usual array of "it can't be done", and "but if you do it this way".
If only the Russians had not sold Alaska, we would be free now, instead of under the Washington DC war regime jackboot.
Unlike the adventure crowd laughing, drinking and explaining in great detail what was only imagined but sworn to be true, there was actual social progress being planned over in the corner.
Expect a full report on the west to east Bering Strait wheeled vehicle bio-fuel drive-across or up and over around back down, maybe some zig zags, when the full report is prepared.
There was a lot more discussed, but it is all secret, this time successfully because the feds got confused as to who was assigned to be spying on whom at which party so they all showed up at the other place except for us triple agents who just feed the feds what they want to hear like we did for the ah, well, its all secret, you know.
3 April: Caribou ribs and the unusual other stuff. Maybe a bottle of wine in there somewhere. The Homer WinterKing.com salmon went faster than the camera exposure speed could capture.
No,
we did not get around to overthrowing the government, but it is
still on the list of things to do. There is dissension as to which
government should be first. Wine regions must be protected from
any resulting instability. Many details must be carefully arranged.
This is no just ordinary smuck conspiracy we got going here.
Some
conversation among obviously eclectic gentlemen, extending even
to the bizarre arena of the lawyer.
Yeah, that is Karl the guy still walking around the world, off course and behind schedule as usual. He told the Russian far east stories about the vast frozen Siberian wastelands that he intends to get back to just as soon as the new Russian American missile defense shield agreement facilitates the new visa changes written into the agreement to adequately monitor Karl's progress when it starts progressing again. Expect the same scene on some Russian websites if he ever gets out of the frozen Siberian swamps, after he gets back to them, perhaps reaching Yakutz this year, or next.
Some theatrical presentations. Shakespeare if I remember that scene, a common BBQnight stage topic.
Several of the BBQnight gentlemen and gentlewomen are well versed in theatre. Not entirely educated in the comedy of real life, but slowly learning their lines. "Mission accomplished." "Read my lips. No new taxes." "We drop the bombs in five minutes." "We are a nation under the rule of written law." "The government is here to help you."
Among many of his fine scripts discussed at BBQnight, Shakespeare's eloquent one line dissertation on lawyers is a BBQnight favorite routinely quoted.
27 March 2008: The every Thursday night barbecue night at Dick Flaharty's this Thursday night included a fun fund raising auction to help sponsor Tyson's US ski team training and competition adventure.
That is Tyson holding a magnificent David Porter (of Helena Montana) pottery bowl. Way cool design and concept on the bowl.
A little barbecue action as usual.
Spring time. Snow has melted off the barbecue grill.
A little food and wine action.
A good auctioneer will wear a top hat. So will an average auctioneer, or anyone you can get to volunteer to be the auctioneer.
There were some ski team stories told, but more stories about the sort of things that were auctioned, from an antique ice axe to a ski joring dog harness, entry way ski rack, cabin stove thermal electricity production contraption, no few pair of skis, a boutique spa basket of all things, moose steaks, local blueberry liquor, an impressive red/gold blown glass beer mug, bicycle poggies of course and all manner of stuff. Good deals were had, and much laughter kept the auctioneer wondering what he just said.
In fact folks were having so much fun we forgot to conspire to overthrow the government. The US, Chinese and other malicious government folks could read those words and still not figure out the wisdom of not harassing the people with meddlesome government bureaucracy, so we will get back to overthrowing the government just as soon as we stop laughing.
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